I woke up last night (or was I just distracted in church?) and realized there was something central in the Bible that our culture (or the lower degrees or outer circles thereof) had completely lost sight of, a blindness that could even usher in the apocalypse. (Only kidding.) So get ready to make your church or cult your b*tch in today’s first (and probably last) installment of

THE LAW OF MOSES 101
Exploring the supposedly boring / unintelligible / repressive
part of the Bible!

The Toráh (that’s Hebrew for “Law” in this case of Moses [see Ra-Moses or Ramses II {remember Hebrew doesn’t have vowels (except the very first letter aleph [𐤀] or whatever, I guess, who knows), and the Egypitian alphabet is f*cking pictures or some sh*t}]: see Dharma for you New Age posers!) is written in a poetic or high literary genre. (Sacred scripture is written in verse: that’s why we call it inspiration!)

Being poetry/poesy the Toráh is at once commandment and treatise. (Just combine law of the land and law of physics and you’ve got the idea [again just like the word Dharma]!) (This will become more obvious when we explore the pocket-sized Golden Rule or Great Commandment of Hillel and later Jesus [unless of course the Talmud just went ahead and put Jesus’s Hindu/Gnostic wisdom in Hillel’s mouth since it obviously hates Jesus]. Not talking about Little Golden Books here, you lazy flunky! Now I know why they didn’t let you into the Blue Lodge or the Order of the Arrow.)

The phrase the Lord your God doesn’t just sound beautifully melodic in the Hebrew: it actually f*cking means something. (That’s right, I saw you sleeping in church, and so did God, and he is p*ssed and is fixing to rapture your ass…straight to hell! [Now don’t get all butthurt: an ass is a donkey {or a blond goy/gentile like yourself}, so just smile pretty and wave, get your mind out of the gutter, and for the love of God sit up straight!]) For you see the Lord (alt. L-rd, i.e. “master”) is a standard translation of YHWH (“I AM”), and your God (alt. G-d, means “invoked”) is the laziest translation in history for Eloheká, which is formed from Elohá (see the Book of Job widely regarded by scholars as the earliest of all books of the Bible and also incidentally where we first meet the authentic Satan character). There are many elohim meaning “great ones” or “gods” (see Genesis, i.e. the First Book of M’ses). What’s unique to the god of Moses and his band of so-called Israelites (not to be confused with Jacobites who were supporters of King James II in England in the 1600s) is that this god “is in se”, as represented by the eternally burning bush in a cave. (Try not to think about eternal hellfire or the fact that hell means “cave”: that’s all just a coincidence, and this is God you’re dragging through the mud, you reprobate heathen.)

Okay fine, you’re right, the Jewish story of Moses clearly provides the basis for the Chrislamic myth of Satan (peace be upon him? IDK, just roll with it). Well think about it: the Rebel (be he Jewish Moses or Christian Satan) tells the Old King (be he Pharaoh or Sky God [relax: heaven means “sky”]) that the Rebel is done busting his ass (that is his donkey) for the Old Kingdom. (Non serviam in medieval Latin.) The Rebel even draws first blood (unless of course you count the inerrantly fabled culling of Goshenite infants). The Rebel then wages the dirtiest magical war in history against the Old Kingdom which frankly had grown lazy and more about wisdom and, while it has armies and faux-magicians, it really lacks the requisite firepower to stop the Rebel from taking a bunch of the Old Kingdom’s slaves and starting his own New Kingdom (“I’ll get you next time, Gadget!”), and this New Kingdom pretty much just borrows from the Old Kingdom’s system (even circumcision, what fun) and even uses the same architecture but grafting on gods from their new neighbors (usually pretty careful to use their names but not their idols, except when they also use their idols, oh well). And voilá, the Chrislamic Satan is the same person as the Jewish Moses (because Chrislam is an imperial faith and needs unquestioning slaves so it can function on the same paradigms as the Egyptian sheep-society, although keep in mind that Pharisees hate Moses too and undermine him with all their artfulness but they just don’t leak that to their rabbinical ghetto slaves who still think Moses is awesome, so no fair blowing the whistle, you loose cannon). (Well, after all, Paul, upon whose writings Christianity is often exclusively based, claimed that “the letter killeth, but the spirit [breath] giveth life” (2 Corinthians 3:6b) which sounds like the opposite of what Jesus who, while he does juxtapose spirit (breath/life) with flesh (death), would have ever said since he quotes Isaiah in condemning overblown oral traditions (that is to say condemning Talmudism [which will later return fire]) in the following terms: “This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me. But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men” (Matthew 15:8,9).

So more about in se: YHWH or “I AM” (the god of Moses the Lawgiver) is self-affirming, self-actualizing, and self-eternal (☥/♀/∞/☧; see also Asherah consort of YHWH; see also self-consuming serpent or ouroboros also originating in Egypt also from [ahem] “Hebrew mystics”) and is therefore the liberator from all bonds. This “tetragrammaton” or “I AM” (again represented as an eternally burning bush) and not “I DO” (the great creator[s?]) is how the god of Moses and subsequently also of the peoples of Israel, Judah, Samaria, etc., introduces YHWHself. You could say, if you were to put it into Hellenic terms, that the Creator is an Elemental, the Pharaoh a Titan, and Moses an Olympian. In other words the First Commandment does not say I am the Lord thy God which have made everything and which is therefore the top god of the universe so only have me as your god and spread the word worldwide but only that YHWH had been the one to free them from the land of Egypt and the house of bondage and that consequently YHWH should be the main god or chief deity for that specific people-group. Yeah, that’s the anticlimactic, underwhelming, and completely jazz-free “First Commandment”. (It’s like reading the Gospel of Mark on an overcast day!)

But then I asked myself the following: Had YHWH happened to produce and design the physical world would that, given the tone of Exodus, even have been something he would have boasted about? We too soon forget that the Toráh or “Jewish Law” is an Eastern (once called “Oriental”) work and that even someone as Western as Plato was what today’s Christosphere would condemn as “Gnostic” for his attitude toward the material world and our liberation therefrom in death, even though Plato amongst many other mystics and theologians from the Eastern Mediterranean framed the basis for Western Christian thought for centuries. Why are our religious misleaders fomenting increasing narrow-mindedness to the point where the simple facts are this revolutionary?

THE LAW ACCORDING TO MOSES 201
Some footnotes that will probably also deprogram
your civilization-conditioned mind

In lecturing on the second or third commandment depending on your denomination, Jesus says that you should never swear an oath (as we see Peter doing when he denies knowing Jesus) which would mean never making a vow or affirmation or solemn promise or any of that voodoo crap that just enslaves us and is from the evil one even though it’s the basis for all civilization (and is destroying our natural environment). Swearing oaths is both blasphemy and bondage, and Jesus simply says it “cometh of evil” (Matthew 5:37b), so put that in your notebook in the section on hate, war, and all the other things about civilization that Jesus would never have been okay with! (And today’s “thin blue line pigs” love using our oath-based society as an excuse to lie and deceive law-abiding citizens whom they can then target for illegal kidnappings.)

The Shabbos goy tradition is expressly not kosher (Exodus 20:10), and frankly today’s world is populated by the slaves of pharaonic inbreeders called “Hasidic Jews” (such as Chabad) who have consummately nullified Moses with their Talmud and their Qabbalah (literally Hebrew for “Tradition” and for which witchcraft [properly speaking] is a byword). (Well what did you think those clumsy tomes were for if not to substantially sneak back to Egypt while conning all the patsies?)

After writing this, I also realized that King David himself is by no means safe from Christian demonology, since we also find ourselves regaled by tales of how Satan was also a great musician who coveted the throne, hmm..